The outlaw
Nobody appointed him. There was no ceremony. There was a torn green tunic behind a chip shop and a decision that felt correct at the time.
He is not good at this. The tights don't fit. The feather is bent. He has never successfully redistributed anything. But he is out there most nights, and that counts for something, probably.
The vault
Every reaction he has, sorted by how the day went. Download it, copy the caption, post it. He does not require credit and would find it embarrassing.
New drop every Friday night, which is when he's awake anyway.
The night shift
The worst things happen between eleven and four. Everyone sensible has gone to bed and the only people still looking at a screen are the ones who probably shouldn't be.
He's out there during those hours. Not helping. Just present. There is a difference and he has stopped trying to explain it.